Tuesday, May 27, 2008

HELLO WTAE. MY 91-YEAR OLD GRANDMOTHER CAN FAKE ENTHUSIASM BETTER

Have you seen this?




1. I can't decide if the droning vocalists are trying to convince themselves to "come on" or the Penguins.

2. Michelle Wright. You're a groovy mom with a good job. I've seen you in high octane coffee shops. Did they film this after you ate a big turkey sandwich or something? I suppose we'll have to let your passionless performance on the keys here go, though -- after all, the saying goes -- "DON'T SHOOT THE PIANO PLAYER!"

3. OMG. Is Wendy Bell pregnant?

4. Wouldn't this be a lot funnier if Sally had low-sticked Mike Clark instead?

5. Jon Burton. You're the sports guy. You look like you are trying to swat a fly, not cheer A NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE TEAM TO VICTORY IN THE STANLEY CUP!!!

6. And with all that pole dancing experience, you'd think Kelly Frey could salvage the video and really get her freak on -- but even Andrew's got more groove than you. I'm guessing it may be because your juicy butt is in front of him?

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