FORTY DAYS AND FORTY NIGHTS ...

OK. SO I LOVE DONNIE IRIS. YEAH?

WDVE REACHES MILESTONE: PLAYS "STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN" FOR ONE MILLIONTH TIME, RETIRES SONG

LED ZEPPELIN GUITARIST JIMMY PAGE ON HAND TO CELEBRATE EVENT

STATION MANAGEMENT TELLS LISTENERS NOT TO WORRY ABOUT SONG'S ABSENCE FROM ROTATION: "WE STILL HAVE 17 OTHER SONGS"

THE BEST KISS EVER

Yes, I know Tom Cruise is nuts. But he's still hot.
And Terri Nunn of Berlin could really lay off the theatrics, here ...
but oh man, what a kiss at the end of this video!



God. Watching that sure beats posting about City Council today.

AFTER 52 YEARS, 7-YEAR-OLD FINALLY PULLS SWORD OUT OF STONE AT STORYBOOK FOREST

"WHAT'S FEUDALISM?" HE ASKS, SAYS HE JUST WANTS TO KEEP SWORD

LIGONIER, Pennsylvania -- Little Joey Sandler, 7, of Latrobe, will be knighted in a ceremony at Storybook Forest this Saturday after he successfully extracted King Arthur's sword, Excalibur, out of the stone on the first try yesterday.

The sword, embedded in the stone for more than half a century in an exhibit at the fairy tale-themed park, has eluded even the world's strongest adults who've given a good-natured go at removing it, some to the point where park security -- and in at least two instances, local police -- had to be called in. And why?

Legend had it that the "one" able to remove the sword from the stone would be bestowed with the "immediate honor of knighthood and all the rights and privileges thereunto pertaining," which includes, among other things, a lifetime free pass to Storybook Forest.

"This is a remarkable thing," said park manager Cornelius S. Flake. "We never thought it would happen, especially this early in the season. Or this century. Or ever, for that matter. Frankly, we just put it there to fuck with people."

According to Flake, park maintenance had just filled some cracks in the stone with Quikrete the previous morning. The cracks were caused by subtle landscape shifting due to the recent bout of dry weather. "Quikrete is a great product and our crew is top-notch, so we know without a doubt this was destiny," said Flake.

Sandler, who has one week left before completing the first grade, exclaimed, "I can't wait to take this to show and tell!"

ALWAYS WILLING TO EXPERIMENT WITH NEW HIGHS ...

Ms. Mon is Designated Driver for the Tom Petty concert tomorrow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m576G3UWUCU&feature=related

I have a feeling this is going to be a real trip.

SEVERE WEATHER ALERT ISSUED FOR GREATER PITTSBURGH AREA

WMON HAS RECEIVED INFORMATION FROM THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE THAT CONDITIONS ARE GOING TO BE SEVERELY BEAUTIFUL FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE WEEK ... IF YOU ARE INSIDE, PLEASE GO TO THE NEAREST OUTDOOR GREEN SPACE OR PARK ... MAKE SURE YOU HAVE PLENTY OF BATTERIES FOR YOUR PORTABLE RADIO AND HAVE A PICNIC ... YOU ARE ADVISED TO GO AHEAD AND EAT THE ITEMS IN YOUR PANTRY ... DO NOT, WE REPEAT, DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES BRING AN UMBRELLA OR WEAR A SWEATER ...

AND LIBERTY SHE PIROUETTE